Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

a) A film for children that is subtly intended for the adults.
b) A weird and crazy porn movie.

Use of A: When we left the cinema I felt it was an A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
Use of B: I warn you, that movie it's a fantastic A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years

Her Il looking forward to be the new adult

by 459395 April 5, 2022

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025

Group of Disney adults

An amber alert

A group of Disney adults is called an amber alert.
An amber alert went to Disneyland because it is their only joy in life.

by mausee September 20, 2023

Adult Conversation

A boring conversation.

I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.

by anonymous May 5, 2022