Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)

Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather

by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021

Heather

Sexist

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.

by i like yakos May 5, 2023

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022

Heather

One fine ass Duck

Damn, that’s a Heather right there if I ever saw one!

by Danielwedding November 23, 2021

Heather M

The hottest women on planet earth. Home of the finest milkers on the planet

Lol Heather M's boyfriend, brad just lost to BBC tyrone
TTC: Oh a new egirl just hoined hopefully shes the new heather

by Chaos Films February 25, 2021

Heather Cronin

An eclectic kaleidoscope of unconditional love. A friend to anyone in need. Heather is the one you call upon to take a drive with,and remind you of all things beautiful and magical. Honest and loyal;almost to fault. Unicorn and Baby whispered.If she calls you friend;you are a rare and beautiful gift to this world,and she will ensure you know this as often as needed.

I got up today,and said I'm gonna do things the Heather Cronin way;and went to court with Beth. I stood up at the podium and advocated for her character to the Judge. Turned the whole case in her favor!

by KK'sThroatbabyMomma October 4, 2021

Heather

Heather is a person that is beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but wanna be her or like her. Heather is the girl that everyone wants to be. The name comes from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'

"omg look at that pretty girl!"
"she's such a Heather"

by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020