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Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.
Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door
by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025
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Glizzy

A 6-inch slimy meat stick to put in between some nice buttery buns and shove them in your mouth
Glizzy crazy curvy big buns skinless franks
by Spiderglizzy July 3, 2025
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Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.
You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).
by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025
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glizzy

a dick, a gun (usually a 10mm glock), or a hotdog
She was choking on my glizzy.
He shot that nigga with a glizzy.
Gay ass nigga ate 5 glizzys with no bev.
by PoohShiestyFree October 9, 2025
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Fish Glizzy

Not sure how else to say this but it's an alternative name for fish sticks
I'm gonna throw a couple "fish glizzys" in the air fryer if you want some
by ZeilViridis October 10, 2025
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glizzy

person 1: ahhh my glizzy is so good
person 2: wth 😨
by ligma117 October 15, 2025
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Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)

Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.
Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).
by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025
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