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by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
Get the Sook von sucky mug.When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
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