melissa and nat

These bitches are the shit and will always be the hottest bitches. These hoes pull all the hotties and have every man including yours.

i love melissa and nat they are the baddest hoes ever

by stinkaasshoe May 7, 2025

Melissa Nguyen

Melissa is the smartest, brightest, best mathematician known on planet earth. The way she solves equation with the speed of light is something nobody can understand.

Damn Melissa Nguyen is bad as fuck why can’t I be the one to marry her

by Taykisha April 9, 2024

Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.

Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd

by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024

Melissa Day

This is the day that celebrates Melissa she is a honor student and is a D1 player and is one of the best Melissa’s the exist on earth

OMG!! Today is Melissa Day

by Melissa2.0 May 31, 2024

Melissa O’Neil

Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever

She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼

Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that

Person 1: what planet are you living on

by Rookiefan February 23, 2024

melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".

Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?

by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024