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The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
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Goofy

He just goofy
by I am him23 September 29, 2023
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Goofy Ahh Griddy

A Goofy Ahh Griddy is a form of Griddy where it looks and sound off with extra added Hannah-Barbera sound effects to add to the "goofy ah"
Do you want to go to the Goofy Ahh Griddy competition in Ohio?
by Endi12 October 6, 2023
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a goofy

one of the meanings of this phrase is when a dumbass nigga cries about the same bitch(or any bitch in general)and proceeds to tell another nigga he gets no bitches.they usually feel attacked and their only phrase is “i pull more bitches than you”,even though they only pull hoes and cant find a girl that can stick with them due to their bitch ass logic and tendencies.usually should focus on school rather than finding a random reason to say they’re better than another nigga(even when they have 0 education and can’t get a real job,then go on and try to act like someone they’re not)
“nigga you is really a goofy”
goofy ass nigga
“nigga talking shit over a game,you really a goofy”
“nigga showin out cus he around niggas he know,goofy ass
by thatniggacolt December 3, 2021
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Goofy

Like goofus (from the highlights magazines) by nature.
The goofy but serious looking and sounding girl was going to start thinking she was tough if the guy in the guard shack/booth kept doing nothing every time she walked up to it and pushed him. When was he going to wake up from his motorcycle dream?
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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goofy

Like goofus (from the highlights magazines) by nature.
The goofy but serious looking and sounding girl was going to start thinking she was tough if the guy in the guard shack/booth kept doing nothing whenever she walked up to it and pushed him. That would throw everything out of balance.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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goofy

Charlie Tightass (aka Charlie Titus, a student at Elon University)
"Thats almost as goofy as Charlie Tightass".
by peletonuser69 December 5, 2021
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