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Joke Day

The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.
"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"

"yeah, today is definately joke day."
by Tittiezzz December 24, 2009
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cookie day

Every 18th of the month everybody would bring and eat different varieties of cookies. This what created by two best-friends who made it spread throuought their entire school.
Guys it cookie day!
Ready to eat some cookies!
by partypartyparty🎉🎉🎉 November 24, 2019
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Klaudas Day

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)
Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”
by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021
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Day of the Dildo

A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Bruh Day

A Bruh Day is when you have had the worst day in your entire life; a day where things go devastatingly bad.
Justin: Yo I totally had a bruh day

Alex: What happened?
Justin: I got cum all over my face
by ecco2k April 16, 2021
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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
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