dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES August 31, 2016

swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.

"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."

by Imudz October 6, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017