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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo
She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas
by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017
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elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself
by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012
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Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
by 0inker September 14, 2023
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dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.
Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.
by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012
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dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
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swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
by Imudz October 6, 2016
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