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high zone

The opposite of the friend zone. A situation in which one member of a friendship enters into a romantic or sexual relationship with the other. It is generally considered to be a desirable situation for the both persons. Also known as dating.
I finally made it to the high zone. We're officially going out now!
by NotMiceElf July 11, 2018
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Happy Zone

A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
Not huge, but he's in the Happy Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
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Danger zone

Women between 27 and 35 who are on the cusp of being forever unmarried. At this she's just trying to settle down and get married before her assets start depreciating. She doesn't want to be leftovers after 35.
Kevin Samuels: women if you are between the ages 27 and 35 you are in the danger zone. You should be laser focused on what are expectations are.

Any unmarried women over 35 who is obsessed with their success.
by Ganja jesus May 7, 2022
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spirit zone

A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.
Dude I smoke about an ounce of weed and went into the spirit zone.
by KingShrek April 29, 2016
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Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.
P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
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short zone

The area adjacent to the friend zone where a guy has no chance because he is shorter than she is. This is worse than being in the friend zone because, unless you can still grow, you have no hope of moving out of the short zone. Guys in the short zone must resort to the nice guy role, the acquaintance role, or just set up their tall friends. Good luck to all of you in the short zone we feel for you.
Me: “Hey, who was that? Did you get things going with her?”
Friend: “No, she’s 6 feet. She short zoned me before I walked up.”
by Something Stupid September 27, 2014
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The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.
"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"
by americawet February 8, 2022
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