Zach kornfeld

Single Af, He's a really sweet guy, knows how to make people laugh, He's really sweet, one of the try guys

Random person: Who's that guys from buzzfeed with the cute glasses?
Random person #2: That's Zach Kornfeld!

by Tryceratops.for.life June 30, 2017

Zach Attack

You motherfucker. You think you can define Zach Attack? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.

Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Zach Attack on Urban dictionary!

Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.

by Da F-in' Goat May 6, 2018

Zach Miller

It means that you are rad beyond all doudt.

Man you couldnt be more Zach Miller.

by snow badger hunter February 4, 2009

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

by thengrfgt November 20, 2015

Zach Jaco

An extremely funny, caring, amazing guy who loves to party and knows how to have fun. Someone who can be an ass just enough to be cute but CAN piss someone off very easily. Very sarcastic.

That zach jaco is bomb!

by Samantha_Baby October 16, 2008

Zach Porter

Lead singer in The Tragic Thrills. Very beautiful. It has also been concluded that he is Jesus.

Person: "Do you know who Zach Porter is?"

Me: "Oh, you mean Jesus? Yeah."

by trulymelina December 13, 2013

Zach Niewolny

The most retarded person you have ever seen. Often called “a fucking Jew” due to his abnormally large nose, he has crippling social anxiety that has been piling up for years, but the recent act of his legal guardians, to not allow him to go out with his friends to see Avengers: Endgame, was the last straw. He has had enough and WILL shoot up the school.........

P.S....don’t come to school tomorrow..

Look at that Zach Niewolny kid over there, can’t even watch Endgame

by ReeReeAnimeBoi April 29, 2019