Warpaint Cumshot

To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.

Chick:"Give it to me!!!"

Guy:". . . ok!"

*SPLOOOOSHH!

Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"

Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."

by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010

sugar wrapping

1. the art of saran wrapping and forking a friend's car in a gated commmunity, while being followed by the fake popo, climbing a barbed wire fence while being chased by wild coyotes.

2. saran wrapping a boy and his dog together, throwing eggs at him and then leaving with his car keys.

"did you by chance sugar wrap a car?"
"no!"

"say no to sugar wrapping!"

by closet ho's April 9, 2007

Wrapped

Inebriated, very drunk

I'm soooo wrapped from that keg stand

by Alex Torres January 6, 2004

Warpower

A term to describe a country's ability to wage and win war, or other armed conflicts, based on it's economic and military strength.

We got more warpower than those dirty Commies

by Scoundrel October 15, 2006

Warp Tenning

"Going warp Ten on" Things
Aka, Fucking moving on the bitch

"Dude, Jimmy's fucking warp tenning that buffet"
"Warp Tenning?"
"Going to town on something at a theoretically impossible speed"
"Fucking nerd is what you are."

by saywhaaaaaat? January 19, 2008

Wrap and tap

When you can't get an erection so you wrap your penis around your testicles and then proceed to penetrate your lover with the entire package.

I got so drunk last night I couldn't get it up. So I did a wrap and tap and fucked her with my dick and balls.

by Dickdaddy69 August 4, 2018

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020