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Whatever

When Moms are too tired to say no.
Child: Can I have this?
Mom: whatever
by Picklesryucky November 9, 2018
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Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.
My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it
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Whatevs

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.
Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.
by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015
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idk whatever

by pifsadjofksdjofkasdf February 7, 2023
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Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...
Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.
Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.
by liprox May 14, 2022
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