teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

Weenie-new-new

Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.

Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new

Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new

Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self

by Tom Kellum May 19, 2006

red hot weenie

A Penis when it is fully erect, usually when the Penis is flowing with blood.

"Dude! I got a red hot weenie!"

by Uub lin Skant November 7, 2022

Projectile Weenis Syndrome

A type of disability usually accompanied by the symptoms of your weenis disattaching from your body and accelerating until it reaches the stratosphere at any random moment in time.

"You have Projectile Weenis Syndrome? Man, that's gotta suck, im sorry bro."

by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 8, 2022

Landienie with the big weenie

He is a hot little guy with a hat, he always wants me to suck his dick but I say no. So, I tell him I will only if he does. So Landon has got a huge cosmically large cock.

Landon u r Landienie with the big weenie *moans

by NateTheBate69 October 11, 2023

bite the green weeny

To die.

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010

Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.

Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"

by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010