Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”

The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

Gibson-Day

The 7th February where Gibson is celebrated in Gaymers.

"hey are you coming to celebrate Gibson-Day?"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"

by Jebruhh February 5, 2021

mudzy day

The born date of the greatest human alive mudzy

MUDZY DAY IS TODAY BROTHER WHATTA JOY

by Daniel Twal May 11, 2019

day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.

The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.

by daveylownotes October 24, 2011

Avocado day

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched

M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day

by Crazykrys February 27, 2020

LAKS DAY

A busy day of lots of mini-tasks, Big Tasks, emails, and general stress!!!

Today was such a Laks Day!!

by TJOHNS September 24, 2020