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Wikipediagnostics 

Surely claiming someone (even self) is ill while not having proper (if any) medical background, just by using Wikipedia descriptions of symptoms.

Could be used for faking social charges and hunting down people for fun.
Alex copied link to 'Shizophrenia' Wiki page on his social network wall and added: 'See, our patient Bob is clearly very sick and therefore dangerous for us all'
'Wikipediagnostics' sighed Bob while reading rising wave of hatred in comments.
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Wikipedian

A wikipedian is someone who when they're in class won't shut the hell up. They tend to answer or elaborate on what the teachers says for no reason, when literally no one gives a single fuck.

symptoms of being a wikipedian are.

-Trying to teach the teacher
-Being annoying
-Often wearing glasses
-Repeating the sentence ''CAN I, CAN I ANSWER'' 53 times in a row
'somebody: CAN I CAN I ANSWER, CAN I ANSWER?'
oh lord i think somebody might be a wikipedian .
Wikipedian by ####ladybits August 29, 2023

To wikiped 

verb.
To wikiped is the action of searching information on Wikipedia, ignoring any other ressource of information.

(french: wikipédier)
To wikiped : "Katrin can't stop wikipeding whenever she has to do classwork, does she know Wikipedia isn't always reliable?"
To wikiped by thildema March 29, 2009
The act of going on to Wikipedia and raping a page with useless and irrelevant information
Jim symbolically kidnaped a Wikipedia page and raped it... He must be a wikipedo
Wikipedo by Assclownjuan February 9, 2015

wikipedophile 

a) Someone who has an unusual love for Wikipedia.

b) Someone is able, via Wikipedia, to enter in a clandestine manner into the world of childhood.
a)

- I wish wikipedia was a woman so I could just be with her, all night long.
- Dude you're such a wikipedophile.
- Yes, yes I am.

b)

- What are you doing?
- I'm looking at the Pocahontus Wikipedia entry.
- Dude, you're such a wikipedophile.

wikipedian

Someone who gives up their free time to help build an enormously useful internet project called Wikipedia that provides loads and loads free information about any topic you could think of, accessible to everyone who has internet access. Wikipedians are often critised for not having a life by trolls who copy their work when they're supposed to write about something.
<troll>: what did u do yesterday at 6 oclock?
<wikipedian>: I finished my work on the article x on Wikipedia
<troll>: omg omg ur a faggot i played pc games wif my friends coz im cool get a life <goes to Wikipedia and copies an article so that he wouldn't have to write an essay>
wikipedian by boatrider October 18, 2010

Wikepedia 

Words that dumbasses type in when they don't know how to spell wikipedia and just randomly guess. People who are reading this are probably middle-high schoolers looking for something to make fun of but actually typed it wrong and now you're reading this definition and it's making fun of you!
People reading this are a dumbass trying to figure out how to spell wikipedia but actually spell it wikepedia.
Wikepedia by Non of ur buisnessss January 8, 2008