Warm Butter Slap

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.
After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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global warming denier

Deniers are phsychologically flawed individuals who actively deny the mainstream scientific viewpoint that the earth is warming due to the release of CO2 by the burning of fossil fuels. While 97% of climate scientists are in agreement and the evidence collected by use of the scientific method is indisputable, these people deny the reality through
confirmation bias reinforced by well funded oil company propaganda and disinformation. Social dominance orientation, system justification, and identity protective cognition define the denier. These are character traits that reinforce white male hegemony over the environment and reinforce social hierarchies, and are common in a strict father worldview where the children never learn to think for themselves. The pedagogy of the strict father is belief over facts, with a powerful “head” of the family, much like in a dictatorship where there is only one leader in charge. Denialism is also closely linked to hate groups, Golf, Nascar, country music, religious zealots, and much of middle America who have been brainwashed by AM radio, essentially using our public airwaves for free, to protect the profits of companies whose pollution could potentially end most of humankind. And the pope agrees.
Science is bigly scary therefor I vote republican and am a global warming denier dumbass toxic masculinity murica trumpism rolling coal
by blixdick September 13, 2017
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anthropogenic global warming

Global warming caused by the activities of humans.
The anthropogenic global warming of the Earth is mainly from all the carbon dioxide and methane gas released in developed countries.
by Tibriel August 25, 2017
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masturbate to stay warm

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.
Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.
by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017
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warm body syndrome

when you’re lonely (often at night) so it’s nice to have anyone to be around/sleep with. so lonely that any warm body would do.
she doesn’t really like me, she’s just using me to cure her warm body syndrome
by bananaice February 06, 2021
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Pocket Warm Candy

Taking a soft and chewy candy, such as skittles, laffy taffy, air heads, starbursts, or any candy that won't melt, and placing it in your pocket to create the "pocket warm candy" effect. The candy will then be warm, soft, and even more chewy, as your pocket acts as a warmer to soften the candy.
Biting and tearing an air head can be a hard task on your teeth, so if I place the airhead in my pocket for 10-15 minutes, I will be creating the "Pocket Warm Candy" effect, which softens the candy making it tastier and easier to eat.
by GraphicArtist August 08, 2012
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Warmed-over Fuck

This expression is used to describe how terrible and/or disgusting something is. In common usage, it is always preceded by the word 'like'.
"His hangover made him feel like warmed-over fuck."

"Dude, your house smells like warmed-over fuck. When was the last time you opened the windows?"
by Teraloft April 25, 2009
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