T-vision

The ability of someone to identify a transgender person on sight.

"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."

by araparseghian December 14, 2014

Vision

You'll probably only meet 1 person named Vision in your lifetime, the chances are low I guess. You might never even meet a person named Vision. If you do though, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.

When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.

by Shamaniac August 15, 2019

meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

Vision

Dollar signs.

She saw dollar sign where others saw nothing, which she called vision (thinking it was somebody else's language than her own she was speaking).

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.

Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.

by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011