meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.

When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.

by Shamaniac August 15, 2019

eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision

Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look

by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Microwave vision truckload

Where a gay boy wanks his dad of inside of a truck over a microwave and screams big batty Alex dexters nephew Tommy (John grays sister lily loves jimmy jimbos cock)

Stop microwave vision truckload Ross herriot

by Brianselliotpussydestroyer February 29, 2024

visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.

This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!

by For Great Justice July 26, 2012