T-vision

The ability of someone to identify a transgender person on sight.

"Check this chick out. Definitely trans."
"How can you tell?"
"Tall. Elongated chin. Prominent Adam's apple. Speaks in a deep voice."
"Damn, you're good."
"When you check out trans chicks as much as I do, you tend to have pretty good T-vision."

by araparseghian December 14, 2014

Infra-green vision

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.

I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.

by A_D•420• February 8, 2015

nut vision

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts

"Damn that hoe always be at nut vision"

by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015

Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work

This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision

by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015

beaver vision

When a guy stares at a girl's crotch.

Ex : His beaver vision is on.

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by Misschevious August 9, 2015

Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016