Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb

“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day

by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022

star valentine

a very kind and caring girl who will love you and love hard .

type of person who will care about you more than she cares about herself .
a girl that does not give herself the credit she deserves . she is very smart and is the strongest person you will meet .

star valentine

she is a very pretty person

who makes my heart beat faster than a bullet

by moonvalentine February 2, 2023

Valentine

Valentine is the name of the swaggiest person around you. If you have a Valentine in your life you can consider your life a success.

Look at Valentine! My eyes burn because of her swag

by Valentine*swag* November 22, 2021

Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.

My penis has swag like Slim Valentine

by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011

Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 6, 2020

Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025