Vaginal Suicide

The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex.

I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suicide.

by Justine H. March 15, 2009

vaginal porridge

Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.

Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.

by Pass March 16, 2004

Vaginal Gleeking

When the a vagina discharges unexpectedly (like a saliva gleek) only it is vaginal mucus. It spurts out.

G1:"While he was giving me oral, I had a vaginal gleeking. It got all over his face."
G2:"That must have been sticky."

by May Daisy April 22, 2010

vaginal ownage

when you REALLY REALLY beat someone. To the point that it was almost as good as sex.

(winning the b-ball game 150-0)
man that was some serious vaginal ownage

by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004

vaginal hubris

extreme confidence in ones sexual prowess that often times leads to premature ejaculation and occasional injury of the vagina or the general vicinity of the groin. Vaginal Hubris is often a gateway crime to prostitution.

Shaniqua's vaginal hubris led to the contraction of herpes, syphilus, and a lazy eye on account of an overexcited sperm missile (pronounced miss-eye-el) to the optical nerve.

by Terror-Matsui November 5, 2009

vaginal fart

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.

Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.

by queef creator August 16, 2004

Vaginal Discharge

Some one who is a jack-off, pussy, lame, and/or just a pimple on thee ass of society.

John is such a vaginal discharge

by Jordon Renn April 14, 2008