spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.

That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.

by euphoniumshadow19 March 11, 2009

trumpet

Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.

"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."

by trumpet hater August 10, 2005

Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.

Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.

by opie3855 August 7, 2018

trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017

trumpet

Usually a very loud abnoxious instrument. Usually the conductor or band director will play one; probably because it's way louder than the rest of the instruments.

"What comes after a conductors cut-off? A trumpet solo!"
"Who is that abnoxious girl? Oh thats the trumpet player."

by Briittaanyyy December 28, 2005

Rusty Trumpet

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009