tinderizing

Bending the truth on Tinder to soften someone up and give a better impression of yourself.

"Sorry I took so long to write back bro. I was tinderizing this girl before our date later. I was telling her that I work out EVERY SINGLE DAY. LOL.

by eyas76 July 23, 2018

Tinder-tutes

Women or any gender who uses Tinder as an online prostitution scheduling system. Typically cam models, call girls, sugar babies, gold diggers, whores, hookers and prostitutes. Although anyone soliciting sexual favor for money applies.

Hey man, that girl on Tinder is HOT AF!

Yeah, unfortunately she’s a $300 an hour hooker! Damn prostitutes on Tinder are Tinder-tutes!

by SirDavid May 21, 2018

Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.

“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”

by kay_b3 May 25, 2018

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 June 1, 2018

tinder bittle

An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.

Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.

by FunnyFlirtyThirty June 1, 2018

Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019