tegan blue

1. unofficial name of a tasty plum.
2. a slutface

1. "i ate a tegan blue today. :)"
2. "aw minion! this heroin huss loves her tegan blue."

by shushminion December 15, 2008

treadmarks

The shitstains that are left on the bottom of a toilet even after flushing.

My shit wasn't too hard, and wasn't totally liquid, so I left treadmarks.

by SDoakes October 2, 2009

treacle hunter

An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.

Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"

ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"

by spozbot March 15, 2010

Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.

Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day

by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010

tragadellic

A tragically inappropriate combination of tie-dye garments. ie tragedellic

That dead head's outfit was entirely tragadellic.

by sea monster muffin March 6, 2011

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Tegan drew

A beautiful girl inside and out. Sticks and stones may break her bones but words will never hurt her because she is proud of who she is and what she has achieved. People can treat her awfully and horridly but she won't care because she has better people to worry about in life than pathetic unimportant ones. This girl loves music and gets very emotional hearing her favourite songs. Treat her with some respect and she will do the same to you.

Tegan drew?
Yes?
Don't you care if people are mean to you?
No.
Why not?
Because I am who I am and if they don't like that then can get stuffed.
You are an amazing person Tegan drew.

by Elfygirly321123 March 28, 2013