Traffic Jam

The act of fingering or finger jamming a girl while she is driving.

My girlfriend agreed to drive me to work, but only if I gave her a traffic jam on the way there.

by Kyle156 April 28, 2008

Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Trafrofling Slip

To mistakenly use a word that is a synonym, but has or could have a different definition to what you meant to say.

Instead of :

I knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts.

You say:

I knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your balls.

Trafrofling Slip Balls for Nuts.

by Uncle Tom Arow December 30, 2008

Trafficacious

Combination of traffic and catastrophic.

It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much
stimuli.

Pronounce: Traffic-cocious

The highway travel was trafficacious!

It's a trafficacious moment for a sudden death.

by Raven Bishop July 8, 2009

croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

traffic

Used to accept or agree to stated information; "true."

Person 1: Yo, I can't make it to the game tonight, I got prior plans.
Person 2: Traffic.

by Dave V April 9, 2007

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005