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Tom and Jerry

LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940

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TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"
by MmTomandJerry November 14, 2017
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tom waits

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".
he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits
by Zack Briscoe January 24, 2009
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Myspace Tom

The guy who made the horror of Myspace.
Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.
by Doey Ram May 24, 2005
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inappropriate tom

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.
During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"
by wotsit89 May 14, 2009
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Tom Cheek

Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster that broadcaster 4, 306 CONSECUTIVE games for the Blue Jays ever since their very first game in 1977 when Toronto first got a MLB franchise. Streak broke in June 2004 when he left because of the passing away of his father. Broadcasted all of Toronto's records, such as World Series, ALCS, ALDS, no-hitters, etc. Died in Ocotber of 2005 due to a brain tumour, he was only 66.

GOD BLESS TOM CHEEK (1939-2005)!
"Touch 'em all Joe, you'll never hit a bigger home run in your life."
- Tom Cheek -- signature call on Toronto Blue Jays' outfielder Joe Carter's 3-run home run in the ninth inning to break the tie in the 1993 World Series to win the Jays their second consecutive MLB championship.
by bananas232325 October 12, 2005
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Tom Pearl

Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.

Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
by JonasF July 31, 2022
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Tom Izzo

(1) The Jesus of college basketball coaches

(2) The messiah that resurrected Michigan State basketball into college basketball's premiere program. Winner of 1 National Championship, 5 Final Fours, and 6 Big 10 Championships

(3) The greatest recruiter ever, known for his X's and O's and ability to get his team to out rebound any opponent

(4) The guy who every assistant coach wants to coach under to get immediate street cred

(5) The guy who is often rumored to be the head coach of the NBA's worst teams

Also known as "Izzo" or "Coach Izzo"
Guy # 1: Man, Michigan State looks good this year, but I don't think they'll make it to the final four.

Guy # 2: Don't be stupid, bro. Michigan State is coached by Tom Izzo. He turns lemons into lemonade.
by sparty99 March 7, 2010
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