taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

taking the mickey

A less rude way of saying "taking the piss". A joke, not really offensive.

"stop taking the mickey"

by Sabz November 5, 2003

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

by bri_bitch December 9, 2008

Taking a Burn

to take a huge poop that hurts, or to have the burning poop sensation after eating spicy food.

Jason is taking a burn after eating Mexican dinner last night.

by Hasson17 February 14, 2012

Twaking

A word combined from the words tweaking and slacking; refers to someone who is doing a lazy stupid action.

Hey man, why are you reading your deodorant instructions and on top of your bed with only one sock on? You're twaking.

by Mr. Sockman February 26, 2018

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

by Cracked clocked April 25, 2021

Taking Back Sunday

New CD out now... Where You Want To Be

Your Best Bet

I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you.

by Victory Records August 18, 2004