king service

A sexual practice where the male is seated and a female performs falletio while on her knees. It is often accompanied by the female providing lavish complements to the man related to his verility, intelligence and charm.
I was really horny after a very successfully week after a lot of hard work. I knew my wife wouldn't care. I checked out the BP ads and was able to meet a very attractive escort who provided king service for less than $100. I left smiling and felt rewarded for my hard work.
by Bikeboy50 February 27, 2014
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clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.
Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.
by angbmcgowan April 10, 2016
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King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.
by Boomendo January 28, 2017
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bumble king

To completely ruin something, or to just sprawl around like a retarded worm.
"Don't bumble king this shot up, son."
by Esquana June 17, 2017
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King's Seat

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.
by Dong Monster June 01, 2013
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suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.
"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"
by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004
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