Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022

Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.

When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.

by Shamaniac August 15, 2019

meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

tunnel vision

tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.

depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2013

Daisuke's vision

Anything the great Daisuke Ishiwatari creates

Person 1: "Why does the key have a belt? It's a key"
Person 2: "Simple, it's Daisuke's Vision"

by Incognito World March 26, 2024

eagle vision

When a boy need a better look at a girl he will turn on his eagle vision

Damn that gir has a nice ass let me turn on eagle vision to get a better look

by Buttlicker33 November 13, 2017

Transmission Vision

When you are using hallucinogens to take advantage of a situation and use all technologies to make a quick and accumulated decision and simulation.

Winner: well, as I told you, when I was _____, I instantly understood that I needed to stop (but still thinking about it)

Audience: oh I see!

Loser: how can take his side??? He’s obviously still thinking about it! He’s doing that “Transmission Vision” thing again!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023