The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

by countfaula November 4, 2013

Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.

"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"

by Fireyi September 10, 2014

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

Playground Uncle

An adult male who hangs around playgrounds with no children of his own.

Often only there staring at children and their Mothers.

Often suspected of being a sexual predator by the parents of children.

If you see one in the wild do not leave your children unattended.

Two Mom's in the park with kids. One says to the other.

"That creepy Playground Uncle is over by the swing set again. "

by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017

uncle merl

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and it has poop in it

I walked in on three dudes and they had an uncle Merl

by pezecxo November 30, 2014

Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar

"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'

by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009