When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023
Get the Speeding ticketmug. A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.
Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".
Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".
by barber of seville September 25, 2020
Get the ticket littlemug. by Mattjod May 29, 2022
Get the ticketmug. Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them
It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.
However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.
However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.
I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.
I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.
by ShopKip November 25, 2023
Get the the golden ticketmug. Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 14, 2018
Get the Rip your ticketmug. by loopit October 26, 2015
Get the ticket whoremug. 