mushroom terrorist

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.

- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.

by TuckerTrash25 August 5, 2019

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018

Mushroom Stew

When you be low on heath so you pop a mushroom stew to give yourself regen to fight off those bois in diamond armour who are harrasing you

Diamond Armour Guy: Ha your fucked now

ProGamer69: Stfu I got a mushroom stew so you're fucked because of the regen

Diamond Guy: Oh shit gotta run

by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

Stubby Mushroom

a nickname you can give to a short person

Short person: "im short"
tall person: "you are a stubby mushroom"

by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020