A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.
"Jared, we're through!"
by C0nman February 22, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
by anonymous December 30, 2023
Get the Hurricane Jaredmug. An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx
by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023
Get the Jared McKennymug. jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)
by froyos October 21, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019
Get the jaredmug. A kid with a hot sister
Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?
What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
by Room3 April 29, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by Albert12043 January 27, 2020
Get the Jaredmug.