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Matt

Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
by Daniel5tookenham February 22, 2022
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Matt Smith

Matt Smith is cool, funny, and forgetful. He is married to a woman named Billie Piper. This is totally real. No joke. Fight me.
by UrMomIsMyDad June 15, 2016
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Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 30, 2017
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matt rose

The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!
Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet.

Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose
by swagprince500 May 24, 2009
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Matt Lloyd

Someone who is exceptionally intelligent, handsome, athletic and humorous.
That guy's a bit of a Matt Lloyd.
by spider31 February 14, 2009
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yeah matt

when one is being a wanker, as well as a mega bull shitter
oh yeah and there were 10 birds and they all wanted me.....
.... "oh yeah matt"....
by kazoo and kasoo November 27, 2004
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The Matt Ragsdale

Any type of free form dance recognized by its enthusiastic and ridiculous style.
"Look at that guy dancing The Matt Ragsdale."
by narwhalofdeath42 December 31, 2014
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