jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

by melodious December 21, 2006

The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

by idedontknow October 25, 2004

Jake

Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.

Jake: (Nervously) Will You go out with me ?
Girl: Maybe

by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017

JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces

Jake is also very good at sports

by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018

Jake

Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!

Jake is my best friend

by Jake bsf June 2, 2018

Jake

a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.

“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”

by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020

jake

the word (name) jake stands for (or is equal) to white and anorexic

“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018