text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009

Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.

Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.

by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009

Text lag

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.

(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"

by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010

Text Terrorism

Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.

Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!

by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010

Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 7, 2010