It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
Get the jakesmug. Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
Get the The Jakemug. amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world
Jake should not be section leader
by Shellhouse September 28, 2017
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Is an idiot
by Jake's dad May 7, 2018
Get the Jakemug.