Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

textentions

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.

I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.

by kenbru April 6, 2021

Texten

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.

"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten

by Texten August 23, 2021

Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

textung

i need grammarly lmao

•A misspelling of texting

She's textung me right now.

(tf is textung)

by Mrs_Magic April 4, 2022

Texting Bottom

A person who doesn't ever initiate a chat with someone over text

Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better

by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022

Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

drunk dialing Tank Texting

by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009