text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.
dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!
by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009
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It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
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Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!
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You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!
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Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"
David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
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