text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009

Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.

Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.

by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009

Text lag

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.

(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"

by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010

Text Terrorism

Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.

Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!

by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009

Texting Wall

Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Whats up?

Person 1: Nm

Person 2: Thats cool

Person 1: Ya

Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D

Person 1: Okay

Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?

Person 1: Good

Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye

Person 1: Lol

*Later*

Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.

by rubyisasifis January 19, 2010

Text vomit

Those late night drunk texts you never wanted to send.

We only tell ourselves about the text vomit.

by adrib September 13, 2014