Teching

A code-name or nickname for the act of having sex.

Dani: What'd you and Justin do last night?
Brittany: We teched.

Justine: Were you and Bryan teching on Prom?
Dani: totally ;)

by SV Soccer August 17, 2008

techie

a nerdy kid from brooklyn tech

techie: heyy i jus got a 101.5 on my chemistry test.
me: uhh...yea..that's great
techie:Now i have to go home and study for my history test tomorrow. Then I have to go reinstall software for my printer
me: sighh...what a techie

by SLiM ShAwDYy May 25, 2007

Technical Difficulties

When you play a "Trolling" song on TurnTable.fm and you want to piss the people in that lobby off.

Person 1: (Song going into Troll Mode) Whoops! Technical Difficulties!

Person 2: SKIP

Person 3: GET THIS SHIT OFF THE STAGE

Person 1: Sorry about that. Just because I was having some Technical Difficulties didn't mean you had to boot me off stage!

by FREEBIRD REVOLUTION April 19, 2013

techium

The leetest person of them all.

Techium is teh leet.

by tech-e-um September 8, 2004

teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

japo-technical

Someone who is japo-technical knows that hara-kiri is the slang term for sepuku. Usually a super-geek who founded the school japanimation club and went on to write his own American anime cartoon series, only to find out that not even children will watch that shit. Japo-technical is a highly derrogatory term deserving only the basest of geeks.

"Excuse me, the term wakishashi is only to be used formally. The more common name, shoto, is much more appropriate in most circumstances, and I'd appreciate if you didn't give me a wedgie."

"Stop being so japo-technical, geek."

by Scody October 23, 2005

Sussex County Technical School

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.

Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?

by AnonymousMom432 December 18, 2020