ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 28, 2021

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Oakes

Oakes is a very funny and sweet guy, he is very talented! He has a bright smile, and is usually tall. He will keep his relationships with friends close and is very loyal!

Girl:Omg do you know Oakes fegley, from the goldfinch?

Other girl:Omg yes, that’s one of my favorite movies!
Girl: same! he’s supper sweet, funny how their wasn’t a definition about him until now....... 😌

by Oakes January 23, 2021

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Oake

A guy that gets a girlfriend and has brown hair with green/brown eyes. He's too shy to hug or hold hands with his girlfriend. He gets lunch detention more times than you can count for the dumbest reasons. Him and his girlfriend never sit together because they don't want others to know except their friend group.

Band kid: would you like to buy a coronation for you loved on or anyone
Oake: sure make it anonymous

Oake: actually don't make it from Oake

by BabyYoda234 January 31, 2020

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oakes

a wonderful last name for a tiny girl with a great attitude. always amazing and somehow is just amusing always. cant live without her

me: oh yeah Oakes is the best

Her: thanks!

by ~tayla~ June 29, 2023

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Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

by skiutah January 6, 2011

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