King of the Retards

A man; a legend.
Typically named Marcel, whom all cretins adore and aspire to be like.

Bro, you're the King of the Retards.

by Boomendo January 28, 2017

clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

King Paimon

King Paimon is a spirit named in The Lesser Key of Solomon (in the Ars Goetia),1 Johann Weyer's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum,2 Collin de Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal,3 the Livre des Esperitz (as "Poymon"),4 the Liber Officiorum Spirituum (as Paymon),56 The Book of Abramelin,7 and certain French editions of The Grimoire of Pope Honorius (as Bayemon);89 as well as British Library, Sloane MS 3824.

Shadow : Hey do you know Paimon?
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon

Reo : Oh...

by ShadowWasTaken May 9, 2021

Marcia-Kings

1. V. To have a heart of gold.
2. Adj. To be extreamly smart and jaw dropping beatuiful.
3. N. A law of nature that states that happiness is the closest thing yo perfection.

To lay on the grass watching the stars is the best thing in the world, it is the Marcia-Kings law.

by chuch10diez February 10, 2015

King Ohio

A legend that goes by the name donpollo2982
he loves Ohio and he loves chicken

“Listen, everyone. My name is King Ohio. I love Ohio, and I love chicken.

by apollo uwu December 5, 2022

King's Seat

The toilet; the John

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.

by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004