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California poppy

A California Poppy is whenyou finger a girl and move it around so much she squirts
by Pussy Fulkerson 0369 June 24, 2016
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california zipper

When a person is shot in the the abdomen and then has to have a cut down their stomach. The scar that is left makes a line down the stomach
Did you hear about trevon he got a California zipper yesterday
by GuddaG3 August 10, 2016
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The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
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California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.
"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"
by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015
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California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl
by FreedomTodd March 31, 2016
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
by breztri February 22, 2021
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