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Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks
Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"
by FeZZus June 7, 2021
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Golden Card

A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want
I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card
by Stage4fears March 20, 2019
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Lillian Card

The best possible card you can get. its creative and funny and a b-day must-have! :3
Oh, I hope a Lillian Card comes with this gift!
by kh314 December 19, 2017
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Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya”
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 7, 2020
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The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
by XenoPixel June 6, 2019
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The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
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Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.
Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.
by CaptainKen September 16, 2014
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