Taking you, the one male in all of this, and 20 females. You should all be high school students trying to lose your virginity. After school go to the stairwell and line up, then make it to second base with all of the in less then ten minutes. Go home on the bus, wait till the weekend, and invite all twenty women over to your house after your parents have left on a trip. Get at least seven leather whips (everyone should have memorized "Fifty Shades of Grey" previously to the weekend). When the women arrive, turn on a playlist of Ke$ha's greatest hits and fill a small swimming pool full of vodka (in your living room, of course). Invite the women into the pool to sanitize them, and then have them drink the entire amount of vodka. Throw the whips away because it would be some creepy shit if you actually used them. Finally, while the music plays, proceed to fourth base with all women and be sure to last at least 48 hours or at least until your parents return and are able to state, to the world record keepers, that you have had sex for the longest amount of time in history. Buy the new record book when you are done, a copy for each of the twenty women and you, present the book at school on Monday, becoming one of the cool kids, and pray to God you don't become a baby daddy after that weekend.
by The Greatest: MM February 21, 2015
Get the 94th basemug. by grad23 August 30, 2009
Get the Missile Basemug. You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.
Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"
by Yuri Kamakura June 15, 2018
Get the Last basemug. by Space poop May 15, 2018
Get the 5 basemug. 1. A term used to describe the positions of aircraft approaching final approach courses for parallel runways from opposite sides of the final approach courses. For example, an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27R from the NORTH and an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27L from the south would be on opposing bases. Base legs refer to the portion of the pattern prior to turning onto final. 2. The name of a podcast about air traffic hosted by AG and RH.
1. I was flying into Greensboro and the awesome air traffic controller had me aimed directly at the aircraft to the parallel runway; I am glad they know how to apply the separation rules for opposing bases so we didn't get too close!
2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!
2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!
by hamptonATC January 6, 2018
Get the opposing basesmug. Base 4 is just sex. Base 4.5 is also sex but with a little more interest. BDSM, Role play, Face Sitting, 69, e.c.t
Man, Ashley suggested we go to base 4.5 last night. I have been waiting for this for the whole 6 months we have been dating!
by Inferno Blade November 2, 2014
Get the Base 4.5mug. by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014
Get the Girthy-Basemug.