When you make love with somebody and they owe you for it. So you tax them for the love. Or when somebody is a pain in the ass to love but you love them anyways, so the owe you for your love.
by Dawg_90210 August 27, 2016
Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 01, 2009
Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Today my internet stopped working. I've been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I'm not sure I've accomplished anything. I think the problem is upstream from me, but I didn't get to this conclusion before unplugging, uninstalling, restarting, cursing, for a few hours. I almost redesigned my network topology in the process. What a high Geek Tax!
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.
by Rich Kreider January 26, 2006
by mabellll October 12, 2023
An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.
by BenderIsGreat32 January 02, 2017
"hey friend i see you are eating that Drake® Certifed lover boy cereal, let me fannum tax and get a bite"
by MaybeSword October 18, 2023