luxury tax

The heating bill

"Please close the goddamn door all the way so we can keep the luxury tax down"

by Marie Bethaliz February 5, 2010

tittie tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.

Also see toochis tax

-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?

-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

girlfriend tax

Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.

"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

geek tax

Geek Tax is the amazing waste of time that you must endure when crap stops working.

Today my internet stopped working. I've been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I'm not sure I've accomplished anything. I think the problem is upstream from me, but I didn't get to this conclusion before unplugging, uninstalling, restarting, cursing, for a few hours. I almost redesigned my network topology in the process. What a high Geek Tax!

Of course the next tax will surely be in the form of re-installing windows or something like that.

by Rich Kreider July 16, 2008

fanum tax

i dont fucking know what this means

sticking our ur gyat for the rizzler!! ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax😛😛

by mabellll October 11, 2023

Cat Tax

An image of a cat as a gesture of gratitude to someone that had done you a favor or is in the process of doing you a favor. Usually to remove any sign of sarcasm.

SMS: Thank you for switching me shifts!
MMS: (image of cat)

SMS: Cat Tax!

by BenderIsGreat32 January 2, 2017

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012