Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

Repetitive status syndrome by Flying Z March 1, 2011

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

Long Route Syndrome by GeeTee March 7, 2013

small mouth syndrome 

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

small mouth syndrome by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome 

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.

"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome by CactusBactus November 17, 2013

Good Whore Syndrome 

Term used to describe being given the most challenging and often unwanted tasks at work due to superior performance in one's job.

"It's 'Good Whore Syndrome.' The better you are at your job, the more you get screwed."

Good Whore Syndrome by Grammar Star April 21, 2015

Fall Out Boy Syndrome 

When an emo band makes a song title so long that you cannot remember the name, only the way the song sounds.

Panic! At the Disco's "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" is a classic example of Fall Out Boy Syndrome.

Fall Out Boy Syndrome by BeanboUrine September 14, 2015

post cock syndrome 

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.

I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome

post cock syndrome by RamRamee August 18, 2018