Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

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Supreming

When you combine two or more sexual techniques at once.Such as edging and iglooing at the same time.Really only meant for the true freaky freaky people out there.

Today i was supreming, and combined jerking off, fingering myself, and a blowjob all at once

by The seller of Oz March 27, 2024

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Supreme BeJrooOOm

The Supreme BeJrooOOMUN BEING gomightyBjis sanctuary where the BeJrooOOMUN BEINGS worship him. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I made my household my Supreme BeJrooOOM I am the Supreme BeJrooOOMUN BEING gomightyBjis. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 25, 2021

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Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?

Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

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Supreme BEmmimgfield Junior

GomightyDJis GomightyBJis. SUPREME Benningfield junior. The opposite of SUPREME BEING the ruler and inventor and creator of all flesh and relbjalood and Akfrubeils and the universe's. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I am the SUPREME bemmimgfield Junior ruler of all flesh and relbjalood and Akfrubeils and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. The Pass over bypass.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 10, 2022

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